Hardtale Lurgan Blues

C’mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time
That skinny bitch, she’s super rich and looking super fine
Her skinny ass and photographs
And bottle of tonic wine
It’s the men that want rescued
While the women want to die
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale. born to lose
The Ashtray, The Ceili House, The Batcave or a brief
And Marty O’Neill’s the barman’s king a sinner and a priest
Scooter club on a Monday night
Fuck all the rest of the week
The only reason to come here
Is to know what its like leave
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale, born to lose
C’mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time
That skinny bitch, she’s super rich and looking super fine
Her skinny ass and photographs
And bottle of tonic wine
It’s the men that want rescued
While the women want to die
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale, born to lose