T.V. Man

Wake up, switch on
I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong
give it a slap, give it a jog
I better hurry or I’ll miss the epilogue
ride high without a saddle
down the rapids on
a boat without a paddle
I am the scourge of the high seas
just you watch’em running when they hear about me
Chorus:
One two three… hail T.V.
watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
here I stand, T.V. man
I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…
Knock, knock
there’s someone at the door
I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine
I can’t imagine what they come around here for…
could be the rent or H.P.
whatever it is they gonna bleed me
Well, I’ve got no money…
nothing to borrow
just you go away now,
don’t come back tomorrow
One two three… hail T.V.
watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
here I stand, T.V. man
I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…
It’s so hot here under the sun
just him and me and a couple of six guns
I look at him he looks at me
out comes the guns who will it be…
One two three… hail T.V.
watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
here I stand, T.V. man
I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…