Yuleman Vs. The Anti-Claus

Masters of this house I bring an animated novel
A Christmas comic all red and green
A wondrous tale to glorify the season
The most fantastic story that you’ve ever seen
Every June 25th at the south pole
Millions of penguins start to sing over and over
And all the armies of the season of swindle
Plan a campaign to glorify greed
Following their leader — the Anti-Claus
They flock to the malls
Turning sharing into selling, giving into getting
And caring into contempt
Only one thing stands in their way:
A superhero yet still a child
Who believes in the spirit and the glory
An evergreen avenger in a suit of lights
Come to life again on winter nights
It’s Yuleman — the Druid defender
Yuleman — from the pagan past
Yuleman — in ornamental armor
His limbs will lead the way
Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus
In the battle sparks will fly
Ring a bell on every corner
The Anti-Claus must die
His powers came from an accident
At the lighting of the city’s tree
He was changing a bulb when they threw the switch
Zapping him with electricity
It’s Yuleman — the Druid defender
Yuleman — from the pagan past
Yuleman — in ornamental armor
His limbs will lead the way
Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus
In the battle sparks will fly
Ring a bell on every corner
The Anti-Claus must die