Show Me The Way To Go Home

When I’m happy, when I’m happy, singing all the while
I don’t need nobody then to show me how to smile
When I’ve been out on the spree
Toodeling down the street
With this little meldody, everyone I greet
«Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head
Wherever I may roam
on land or sea of foe
you can always see me singing the song, Show me the way to go home.»
Misfit Simmons went swimming early sone summer morn
she took a dip and she heard a rip
she knew her suit was torn
she stayed till the change of time
took the water out
when no longer she could hide
she began to shout,
«Show me the way to go home,
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drick about an hour ago, and it went right to my head
where ever I may roam, on land or sea or foe
you can always see me singing the song, show me the way to go, don’t tell me
the way to go, show me the way to go home.»