Send Him Back

Everyone’s excited about the new little addition
But he seems like a subtraction to me
A magician with distraction I can see in his reaction
He’s trying to evaporate me
Trying to prestidigitate me
I’ll strike back, I’m gonna throw him off his track
I’m gonna send the little bugger back
It was fun while it lasted, I know I’ll be lambasted
But it’s time to send the little bugger back
Send him back I don’t need him
Did you know you have to feed him?
It’s time to send the little bugger back
All my stuff he’ll never borrow
Mom and dad will feel the sorrow
Maybe I’ll send the little bugger back tomorrow