Cheese Is Overrated

— I'm making hating food an art
— This is Alan
— What is this?
— This is beautiful cheese, it’s creamy. Try it. Just let it melt.
Then you try it with a, ah…
— Tastes like the animal
— This is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven
— I'm making hating food an art. No one hates food like me
— This is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven