Everyone Has Aids (From "Team America: World Police")

Everyone has aids
Aids, aids, aids
Aids, aids, aids, aids, aids, aids
everyone has aids
And so this is the end of the story
And everyone is dead from aids
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of aids)
Well i’m gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There’s a hero inside of all of us
And they can see everyone has aids
My father (aids)
My sister (aids)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (aids, aids, aids)
The gays and the straights and the whites and the shades
Everyone has aids
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (aids aids aids)
The pope has got it and so do youuu (aids, aids, aids, aids, aids)
Come on everybody we got quilting to do (aids, aids, aids, aids, aids)
We gotta break down these baricades everyone has
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