I Seent You (Intro)

GATA: Yes?
STALKER: Hello, GATA…
GATA: Who’s this?
STALKER: You don’t remember me? I’m probably your biggest fan.
I saw you at Fashion is Art, and at Fashionmusicality.
I seent you at BareNaked Bake Sale,
and at the Fetish Prom at QXT’s, uhm…
GATA: Wait… who is this?
STALKER: At Majesty’s Loft, at Insanitea, Newark Con, T-con…
GATA: Oh…
STALKER: I even tried to see you when you had your little girl—
GATA:: : scoffs::
STALKER: but security was pretty tight…
GATA: Oh, Gah…
STALKER: --pretty, pretty tight
GATA: What… the hell
STALKER: That’s a nice shirt you have on, by the way
GATA: Wait, what?!
STALKER: I’m looking at you right now
GATA: N-no…
STALKER: Yes, I am.
Cat ears with purple in them?
Hair in a ponytail… you do when you’re working?
GATA: (sighs, chuckles) You don’t learn, do you?
STALKER: Yeh, I—
GATA: Stop. No. You don’t. But… you will. Find him
STALKER: Find me? What do you mean, find me?
BIG CAT YOWLS, SNARLS
STALKER: No—no—d'oh—don't—don't—ah--
GATA: I told you cornering me was a bad idea!
STALKER: Uh—please—please— don’t -don't girl—c'mon—
STALKER: SCREAMS like a girl
BIG CAT ROARS
STALKER SCREAMS