If I Was You

Starts off early Monday, the beginning of the week
With a belly full of serpents wriggling round making me feel sick
Well I know I went out last night, and it’s the price I’ll have to pay
But before I’ve even found my feet I’ve been discovered by Tuesday
Green is the colour of your eyes
Grey is the colour of your skin
Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue
If I was you, well I’m not am I?
Well I know I’m not you, you’re not me
But everybody join in after three
One, two, three
Green is the colour of your eyes
Grey is the colour of your skin
Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue
If I was you, well I’m not am I?
Green is the colour of your eyes
Grey is the colour of your skin
Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue
If I was you, well I’m not am I?
If I’m not you, who the hell am I?