Inward Singing

JB: Oh my God, oh my God I’ve done it. Kage, come here I want you!
KG: What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talking about?
JB: Oh, my god…
KG: What?
JB: I did it
KG: What’d you do?
JB: I’ve done it, I fucking did it
KG: What?
JB: The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude.
Oh my God, inward singing
KG: What?
JB: Check it out, it’s an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible.
Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rocking you half the time,
the other time they’re… they’re… they’re… they’re… breathing — in,
but not any more baby! Hahahahaha! Not with inward singing. Check it out…
JB: And I can sing like that all fucking night
KG: Wow… it wasn’t really non-stop though. There was a slight--
JB: Ahh, shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I’m fucking
singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I’m singing out! Shut up! Fuck you!
You fucking dick! Always nay-saying everything I create! You piece of shit,
you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in
your tower…
JB: … and fucking nap… what’s funny? You fucking bitch!
JB: Fucking, fuck yeah, fucking… cockass! You’re fired from the band
KG: Umm, that won’t be necessary, Jack
JB: Why?
KG: Well, I’m quitting
JB: What?
KG: I quit