Cock Pushups

JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah…
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N… no, that’s, that’d be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first…
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm… how many pushups can you do?
JB: …cock pushups?
KG: Yeah… I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need