I Love My BBQ

I Love My BBQ
it’s what Americans do,
Pull up a chair I’ll get a beer for you
I Love My BBQ
It’s what Canadians do,
Pull up a chair I’ll get a beer for you
That tofu just might kill you
Toss salad makes you weak
I like to kill 'em and grill 'em baby
It’s protein that we seek, oh no
Shit’s gonna die
I Love My BBQ
It’s what Africans do,
Pull up a chair I’ll get a beer for you
Well I got me some avocado baby,
TexMex is on the grill
Show love them jalapena poppers
But we don’t eat until we kill, no way
Shit’s gonna die
I Love My BBQ it’s what the Germans do,
Pull up a chair I’ll get a beer for you
Well the animals
They got rights,
Next to my mashed potatoes baby
We love animals they gonna be alright,
Grill 'em with the Rutabaga
I Love My BBQ it’s what the Polacks do,
Pull up a chair I’ll get a beer for you
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
I Love My BBQ
Don’t fool just my kill you