Walk into Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor
Except me
I walk in the front door
Revenge
Lookin' for the War Chiefs
Got an Elven Bow for my enemies
And I sneak like a Middle-Earth Ninja
Eat some mushrooms when I’m inju’ed
Jump up
Hang from the ledge
When they walk by
Drop down on their heads
All damn day I rescue slaves
Choppin' up the orcs with mythril blades
Death threats and legendary raids
Findin' artifacts hidden in the caves
Death from above I jumped and landed
Right up on your dome and now you’re branded
(Fight for me!)
Let’s kill this hoard
Choppin' heads off with my Ranger’s Sword
Deep in Middle-Earth
Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron’s Army with magic and swords
Prepare for battle 'cause this is war
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Except me
I’m ridin' on a Caragor
Hack 'n' Slash, so fast, you’re gettin' shanked
Walkin' tank, Half-Human, Half-Wraith
Tippy toe, sneakin' up, then I brutalize
Go slow, elven bow right between the eyes
Into the stronghold, poison all the grog
Drop a beast to defeat, hackin' all their limbs off
Droppin' meat for the beasts that are up in the cage
(Decapitatin' bodyguards)
Brin' the rage
I cruise, never making a sound
Like ghouls, arrisin' up from the ground
You fools are about to get wrecked
Blinked to the face
Dig into the neck
Deep in Middle-Earth
Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron’s Army with magic and swords
Prepare for battle 'cause this is war
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Except me
Leavin' body parts on the floor
Killin' Orcs gives me a hardon
Time to find a motherfucker named Sauron
Epic loins
I got a butch
Shout 'em out to grab BQ for lunch
All these Oric war chiefs can goto hell
But I’ll let this one live 'cause I need intel
Revenge for my family
There’s no escape
Knock knock motherfucker
I’m at the Black Gate
Tryin' to run away
You’re gettin' stuck
Tryin' to take my blade
You’re gettin' cut
Tryin' to put me in a corner
Then you’re out of luck
Stand next to the flame
And gettin' blown up
Orcs arise and now it’s do or die
Bring Wraiths and Demons and the Uruk-Hai
One ring will rule them all
The Dark Lord’s Army must fall
Deep in Middle-Earth
Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron’s Army with magic and swords
Prepare for battle 'cause this is war
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor