Dirty Motherf*cker

I know this dirty motherfucker I would rather forget
I say dirty, ‘cause the bastard smells
I’m not into meditation, and all that jazz
If you don’t like it, you can kiss my ass
I fucking hate being told what to do (Hey)
And that’s right I hate you too (No way)
You’re all I hate, and I’ve gotta say (Hey)
You light my fire in a bad way
You light my fire in a bad way
I’ve know a few girls who tan too much
This one’s taken it over the top
She’s just as pretty as my leather couch
And just as big too, ouch!
I just don’t like the way you look at me
I’m way to busy dealing with the other wannabes
Life’s too short for wearing beige
I’m an animal, welcome in my cage
I fucking hate being told what to do (Hey)
And that’s right I hate you too (No way)
You’re all I hate, and I’ve gotta say (Hey)
You light my fire in a bad way
You light my fire in a bad way
You light my fire in a bad way
You light my fire in a bad way
You light my fire in a bad way