Shit-Faced

Nice hotel — place to stay
We sought a place to get some rest
The owner said: «Please keep it down»
«We're good boys" — so we lied
Raise some Hell!
Two days passed — fuckin' mess
The maids refused to clean our stys
Ravioli neath the rug
Stench of beer — everywhere
We were shit-faced — relieving stress is so much fun
Fuckin' shit-faced — getting sick and thrashing rooms
One week down — place was fucked
We tore the heater off the wall
And broke the windows in our room
No one cared — we were drunk
Raise some Hell!
Bed diving — brand new sport
From our beds we’d start to leap
And dive into the cabinets
They broke too — nothing spared
Went downtown — forgot the keys
We climbed into someone’s window
But they shot teargas in our eyes
Didn’t look — locked outside
Raise some Hell!
Place destroyed — where to now?
We moved into another room
Five minutes passed and it was thrashed
Last warning — they kicked us out