Lorraine Interlude

Yo. Who’s this?
Hello Pain.
What’s up, man?
It took me some time to think this through. Um, but I have somethin' I have to
share with you.
What’s that?
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
You did what?
You know, your girlfriend.
My who?
Lorraine?
No that’s… that’s not my girlfriend at all.
W-w-w-what?
Yeah, that’s not my girlfriend, what so ever.
Oh.
Yeah.
So uh…
Yeah.
How’s it goin' then?
Uh… Great, cool, everything’s good.
So how’s the music industry treating you?
Uh… 11 number ones, this year I figured.
Oh, sweet, so let me give you a call back later & we’ll catch up then.
Alright, yeah, sweet. Alright holla…
Ciao.