Feed The Lions Skit

Now no-no-now ni*ga just, just sit down for a minute man
Cause I gotta get somethin off my chest
You understand me?
I’m on the high wire at every night
You understand me?
Balancing on that b*tch is a motherf*cker
You understand me?
So you know, I’m balancin on that motherf**ker
And he gon give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews
Eerryy time twos and fews
But them motherf**kin midgets is gettin paid man, I’m tellin you
That little bitty motherf*cker
You understand me?
But this little ring leader cat
You know, I’m sayin every time I sit him down I’m talkin to him
I’m sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise?
You know what I’m sayin?
Hows a motherf*cker half my motherf**kin size gettin paid more than me?
You understand me?
I’m gettin half of the money and I’m taller than the motherf*cker
Shit is crazy mayne
You kno what I’m sayin?
The lion came out the motherf*ckin cage? Aiight?
White people sittin on the front row
Like they do
You understand me?
One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.
I knew the motherf**kers hungry
Cause they didn’t feed the motherf**ker at the last show
You understand me?
We stopped in kansas city, missouri and the motherf**ker
Didn’t even feed the lion
What happened?
Three ate up lil white childern
Jeesus
Who he blame it on?
ME!
You understand me?
That’s some bullsh*t!
I don’t feed the animals and the high wire
That’s bullsh*t!
Y’all better not be smokin in my sh*t man!
Say what?
Stop smokin in my f*ckin cadillac man!
AINT NOBODY SMOKIN IN YO MOTHERF*cKIN CADILLAC MAN
Yes you is! Nig*a, I see it!
I don’t even know why you keep trippin on that sh*t!
Becuz ni*ga that’s my sh*t!
You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front
The back the side all up in this motherf**ker
That don’t mean nothin!
Why you gotta ashtray you don’t want
Nobody smokin in the motherf*cker!
Cause I can motherf**ker!
Well why we gotta ride in the god damn
Cadillac to begin with? !
You ain’t got no regular motherf**kin
Transportation for a motherf**ker?
ITS A CIRCUS!