The Black Pint

I’ve been disheveled by this drink, by the pint’s sight and stink
Never enough times to stop and make me think
I’ve wrapped around some fingers, riddled rich in ringworm
I’m swollen still, poisoned by the sting
The black pint is my drink
You see my link
I steal you sink
You spill and I drink
She’s broken saintly vows, she’s viable and loud
Auspiciously, she kicks me when I’m down
I’ll never leave her side, because of my pissiness or pride
Oh, how I’m shady, in the shadow of my bride
The black pint is my dream
From orange white and green
With nightmares of poteen
Spittin' up in the sink
Shove it up your ass
In your ear my dear
It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in 28 fucking years
So I’ll thank my lucky stars that there’s a bad moon to rise
It’s the best God has to offer to hang in our skies
And when your snubbed then loved and it’s like your fondling the dove
You better suck on something sacred, because you’ll never see above
The black pint is my drink
You see my link
I steal and you sink
You spill and I drink