I Love Onions

I don’t like snails, or toads, or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But, mmm, I love onions
I don’t like dancin' with crazy Ted
He’s always jumpin' on my head
But, mmm, I love onions
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot
I don’t like rain, or snow, or hail
Or Moby Dick, the great white whale
But, mmm, I love onions
I don’t like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But, mmm, I love onions
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot. Yeah!
The onion is a tuberous vegetable and is a member of the genus stinkus
delicioso. It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs,
and their friends and cousins-a. They cause watering of the eyes and
rubifaction of the skin, but it is very, very tasty. (huhuh)
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot
How vewwy, vewwy cwude!