The Unknown Stuntman

Well
I’m not the kind to kiss and tell
But I’ve been with Farah.
I’ve never been with anything less than an nine
So fine.
I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields
Gone fast with a girl name Bo But somehow they just don’t end up as mine.
It’s death-defying life a lead
I take my chances.
I die in movies and t.v.
But the hardiest thing i ever
Do i watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while bandagin'
Knee.
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a band-new car 'cause
I’m the unknown stuntman that made
Redford such a star.
I’ve never spent much time in school
But i taught ladies true
I hire my body out for pay.
I’ve gottin burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch but when
I end up in the hay it’s only hay, hay, hay.
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that
Makes Eastwood look so fine.
They’ll never make me President
But I’ve got the best first ladies.
Some day’s I’ve got’em as far as the
Can see"oowee"
A morning drive with Jakie Smith
I crash in the night Cheryl
But in the end never stay with me.
I might fall from tall building
So Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
So he can kiss a flirt.
While that smooth talker’s
Kissin' my girl I’m just
Kissin' dirt.
Yes I’m the lonely stuntman
That made a lover out of Bert.