Give You Up For Lent

Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards
My money’s been spent
You took out my Mercedes
And brought it home with a dent
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
Well, ever since i’ve known you
You’ve been pretty loose
Especially when you get on the Wild Turkey
And the juice
I gave you enough rope
To hang yourself with that noose
I’m gonna send you to Morocco
To go on and cook up some cous-cous
Hey, hey
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards
My money’s been spent
You took out my Mercedes
And brought it home with a dent
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You deserved my foot
But i gave you my hand
You asked for a boy
But i gave you a man
I took you to the beach
You said, «ah, there’s too much sand»
I’m gonna send you to Beijing
To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan
Hey, hey
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards
My money’s been spent
You took out my Mercedes
And brought it home with a dent
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You said you were bored
I said, «hey, why not take up judo?»
You busted my collar bone
And you called me a puto
I thought you were intellectual
But you were just pseudo
I’m gonna send you to Acapulco
To go on and cook some menudo
Odelay!
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards
My money’s been spent
You took out my Mercedes
And brought it home with a dent
Baby i’m gonna have to give you up for Lent