Absolutely Do Not Die

I take the elevator to hell
It is the only place where I feel swell
It is the place where I feel calm
Where the soothing flames my soul embalms
And here, as long as no one puts you down
There is nowhere that I feel betrayal as I feel above
I’m the one who takes all the crap all day
I’m the one who toils for minimum pay
Even though I hate you I still can say
Absolutely do not die
‘Cause sure as hell you won’t arrive
To the pearly gates and get inside
Here below, when I’m alone
It’s a perfect place to call my home
I used to be
Someone in league with people
But now I feast on the number of the beast
Deliver Me — The devil proved you wrong
I’ll take the elevator down to hell
To the haven of home
I’m the one who takes all the crap all day
I’m the one who toils for minimum pay
Even though I hate you I still have to say
Absolutely do not die
‘Cause sure as hell you won’t arrive
To the pearly gates and get inside
Here below, when I’m alone
It’s the only place to be entombed
Absolutely do not Die!
I breathe the air — Sniffing fire
The atmosphere
Is like a hundred thousand pyres everywhere
And none remain lit long enough
To fry my brain!
Somewhere up above
Where monkeys walking upright
They all push and shove
Until their feces pile and they all die
I’d like to put you away
Put you to death anyday
‘Cause if I did I would be able to remain
Too bad there’s nothing to do
There’s just so many of you
Let’s say I would rise up and go thru with it
There’s still the trick
Of keeping you away
From the hell below
I call my home
Where all your sins will be atoned