What Would We Do Without You?

what would we do without you
how would we ever get through
who would I complain to for hours
who’d bring all the flowers
when i have the flu
who’d finish yesterday’s stew
who’d take the kids to the zoo
who is so dear
and who is so deep
and who would keep her/him occupied when I wanna sleep
how would we ever get through
what would we do without you
(dance break)
what would we do without you
how would we ever get through
should there be a marital squabble
available bob’ll be there with the glue
who would we open up to
secrets would keep from yes who
who is so safe
and who is so sound
you never need an analyst with bobby around
how could we ever get through
what would we do without you
(dance break)
what would we do without you
how would we ever get through
who sends aniversary wishes
who helps with the dishes
and never says boo
who changes subjects on cue
who cheers us up when we’re blue
who is a flirt
but never a threat
reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget
what would we do without you
just what you usually do
right
you who sit with us
you who share with us
you who fit with us
you who bear with us
okay now everybody
isn’t it warm
isn’t it rosy
side by side
ports in a storm
comfy and cozy
side by side
everything shines
how sweet
side by side
parallel lines
who meet
side by side
year after year
older and older
side by side
sharing a tear and lending a shoulder
side by side
two’s impossible
two is gloomy
give another number to me
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