Dirty Rotten Dog

He Stays out all night
Howlin' at the moon
Comes in at daylight
And he sleeps til' noon
It’s always the same
He’s never gonna change
I should have put him on a chain
He’s a Dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a Dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
I love him anyway
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
I think he was born this way
When I first brought him home
I made him my own
We were both as happy as we could be
It didn’t take long
As time went on
Things were not exactly as they seemed
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
But I love him anyway
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
I think he was born this way
Where did I put his collar?
I can’t find his leash
I can’t let him stay here
I think this boys got fleas
He’s got crap all over this house
He ain’t nothin' but a louse
Let me see
Let me see
Oh my
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
But I love him anyway
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
I can’t let him stay
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
Come on boy
Come on
Where’s your collar
Oh you don’t need to wear that
Just Jump in the car
We’ll be out of here in no time
48 hours and this will all be over
Settle down boy
Settle down
Come on boy settle down
It’s gonna be alright
He’s a dirty Rotten Dog
Awe I sure do love you too
Stop kissing me on the face like that
Those slobbers are driving me crazy
You’ve got the wettest kisses in town boy
Come on honey
Nobody will ever know you were here