Fuck Everybody

Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car
Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone
Tried to wave an officer down, he was on Instagram
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Stinky fuckin' dude on the airplane did not wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside the carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto he sat in my fuckin' row
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night, in my fucking driveway
And I don’t even own a dog
Pick up after your mastiff you lazy fucking cunt
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick
Everybody can suck my fuckin' dick
Everybody can lick my motherfuckin' balls
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick
Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my motherfuckin' dick
EVERYONE CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN' DICK!