Brag Track

'Bout to go plat', got a big brain in my hat, locally famous for rap
Vocally snap, I’m never smokin' the dabs, grown too old for that crap
I look at my plaque, my reflection a snack, if I was gay, I would smash
Don’t get attached, people with me yellin' «Spizzy!"when I walk in the mall
Bruisin' egos, human beatle, I’m like Lennon and Paul
Snipin' Whitney, hittin' Britney, how I started to ball
But how’s this old, merry dad still better than y’all?
No necklace neck, but my state, I rep, got me out of debt
Got respect, Paypal or the check, don’t look so perplexed
Dope since I was born, legendary unicorn
Rap money got me warm, might play Sweden, call up Bjorn
This is stackin' the cash, to Massachusetts and back
This a brag track, ayy, ayy, ayy
You might think I got enough, but I think this is great
'Cause when I put it on, all my problems went away
So I listen to it every day, I think I need another
Brag track, ayy, ayy, ayy
When I’m feelin' down, it could make me levitate
'Cause when I put it on, all my problems went away
So I listen to it every day, I think I need another
All I know is sellin' rap songs by the seaside
I’m the only giant, size thirty on his Levis
King of the north, I feel like the white T. I
When I met my wife, I thought, «she could get the D-I…»
And I’m glad she didn’t say no
When I’m on the mic, rip out your heart like I’m
I’ve been underground, I’m from Maine, I’m potatoes
P. Dank Records is the motherfuckin' label…
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can do that for four bars because I’m paid
Off my songs I’ve made, nah, I wouldn’t trade
Ain’t no way, I need a parade, I go lemonade
I hit mics hard, then hit Dysart’s
You don’t try hard, I need five stars
For my brag tracks, ayy, ayy, ayy
You might think I got enough, but I think this is great
'Cause when I put it on, all my problems went away
So I listen to it every day, I think I need another
Brag track (braggin'), ayy, ayy, ayy
Even when I’m broke, I could make it precipitate (okay)
'Cause when I put it on, all my troubles went away
So I listen to it every day, I think I need another