Egyptian Airport Pa Announcements in Arabic and English

Mrs Charlie, O Mrs' Charlie!
«Yes»
Where you been?
«I am here in the kitchen.»
Okay, what you do over there?
«I make soup.»
What kind soup you making?
«I making chicken soup, you like it?»
Yes, I am like it.
«Oh, you like to me?»
Yes, I am like you.
«Please call on that again.»
I am like you.
«Please call again!»
I am like, I am like and kill!
«Oh, you want to kill me?»
No, I want to kill the chicken for the soup.
Wassalamalaekum!