Blaster Arm

Metallic red, neon blue
These are the colors I can shoot at you
Absorb your strengths, bind you tight
Too bad you don’t have super flight
But if you did, I could still take you
Now, I would shoot you down with super glue
You want to fight me, first hear melody
I have a blaster arm
And it’s going to cause you harm
Watch your head my name is Fred,
You’re getting your ass laser-blasted.
Get back up, pathetic being
Acting like you have a messed up spleen
Turn my back, and then go figure
It’s a cheap shot at the Tommy Hilfiger
Sweater I used to conceal the only weapon that I yield
You’re too slow, baby, dodge, dodge, dodge
And I shoot back at your ah-ha-ha!
I have a blaster arm
And it’s going to cause you harm
Watch your head my name is Fred,
You’re getting your ass laser-blasted.