Take It from Me, Michael Jordan

I’m sorry Bill Murray but you’ll never be
The star of my NBA all-star team
I’m sorry Bill Murray but you’ll never see
A minute of play, unless it’s on TV
I’m sorry Bill Murray I wish you wouldn’t cry
You’re an actor and a millionaire and a pretty good guy
I’m sorry Bill Murray it’s just not in the cards
You’re too short, and awkward, and basketball’s hard
I’m sorry Bill Murray I wish I could say
Something to make you feel better make everything go away
I’m sorry Bill Murray maybe you’re right
Maybe an alien spaceship will come in the middle of the night
I’m sorry Bill Murray if it’s possible at all
That maybe all the aliens will just want to challenge me in basketball
I’m sorry Bill Murray but that could never happen
Unless we were in a cartoon world, oh man, could you even imagine?
I wish I could believe in you
I wish I could believe in you
I wish I could believe in anything
I wish I could believe in you
I wish I could believe in you
I wish I could believe in you
I wish I could believe in anything
I wish I could believe in you
I’m sorry Bill Murray but you’ll never be
The star of my NBA all-star team
I’m sorry Bill Murray but you’ll never be
The star of my NBA all-star team