Zeekos Yout

Today’s our tune is about one guy what is called Zeekos Yout
Zeekos Yout was from Benchill 'cause the Netto had been turned into a Asda
And his duke said you could thieve shit what was more better in places what had
been gentrification
(And 'cause you’ve been fingered by every man on other side of)
Zeekos Yout didn’t have no Nikes
He said he only wore Vans 'cause Nikes was for scallies
Everyone knew that this was bollocks
The real was 'cause every time Zeekos Yout tried to buy Nikes
Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko
Would takes them off him
And go
Zeekos Yout knew that if he wanted to stop his dad what is called Zeeko
From thieving his shit all the time
Then he had to bang him out
His mate, Go Shot Sean, was now called Go Gym Sean
And he twatted bare steds and that
He was fucking solid now
Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko
Had a mate called Chinese Pete
Who sold bare steds and whizz and tornado teddies
So Zeekos Yout asked Zeekos Yout’s dad’s mate, Chinese Pete
If he could get him some steds
But Chinese Pete said «nah»
'Cause Zeekos Yout was mixed race and Chinese Pete had voted Brexit
To put a stop to stuff like that
Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko, never liked Zeekos Yout anyway
'Cause Zeekos Yout’s dukes what is called Sharlisha
Had called Zeekos Yout «lickle Gaz»
So he got Chinese Pete to sell Zeekos Yout bare spice in a protein shake
This meant that Zeekos Yout had twatted bare spice and that
And he had a seizure and pissed his kecks outside Asda
Obviously