Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, Is Purely Coincidental

Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Ran into trouble on Oxford Street
Those folks, they knocked me off my feet
I put 'em in a song
I put 'em in a song
I wasn’t laughing much at the time
But I can turn that blood to diamonds
We all sing along
We all sing along
No one was harmed in the making of this
No taking sides only taking the piss
It’s just a story
It’s just a story
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Charlie Boy did good in Hollywood
Just like his mother said he would
I don’t mind if I do
I don’t mind if I do
Maybe I should’ve run it by him at first
'Cause when he heard the chorus and the second verse
It rang a little true
It rang a little true
No one was harmed in the making of this
No taking sides only taking the piss
It’s just a story
It’s just a story
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
It’s just a story (x16)
Who could forget that artist chap
He lit a blaze beneath my flat
He had it coming
Oh, he had it coming
The least he could expect from this
A song about an arsonist
I had to walk away with something
No one was harmed in the making of this
No taking sides only taking the piss
It’s just a story
It’s just a story
'Cause everybody got a tale they can tell
And everybody got a story to sell
It’s just a story
It’s just a story
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental
Any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead, is purely coincidental