Hardcore Horseshoe

So it’s been a while
And what has changed?
Hair is thin and waist is fat
So what!
The music’s slammin'
Like you did back in the day
It’s not about standing still
Or losing will, or making way
It’s time!
To take it back
And lose that hardcore horseshoe
Fill it in!
Give it some Minoxidil
Shake those inhibitions
Lose your mind, don’t lose your temper
No one’s splitting hairs
No one said to hurt each other
Break the pattern forming here
Let’s be real, let’s take our hats off
To the fun and proud
Come on up and be the hairpiece
Fix the bald spot in the crowd
Don’t give up!
Restore that self-esteem
Don’t give up!
And cut a rug right here
Don’t give up!
Don’t let that front recede
Move up!
And start wiggin' out
Lose your mind don’t lose your temper
Or there’ll be Hell toupee
Come on up and join the party
Break the pattern in this place
Let’s be real, let’s take our hats off
To the fun and proud
Come on up and join the party
Fix the bald spot in the crowd