I Was in La

Well I was in LA
And tried to get on a game show
But I’m not an American
So I can’t be a contestant
So I went to the director
And asked to be an extra
An extra in a show
Well I know they’ll make a show
Because I’m in LA
And a sunny day
And I’m feeling good
I should be feeling good
In La
Walking down the walk of fame
Some other stars are playing
One day they’ll have my name
Because I’m in la
Traffic made me late
So I snuck on to the line
But I forgot my headshots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Gimme a shot
All I need is a shot
I wanna be pretender
Not a part time bartender
So back in my hotel
I wanna go home now
Just take me back home now
Away from the phonies
The cronies, negronies, and vegan balognas
The puppies, the ponies, Rosenstein’s homies
Just take me out of here