Miracle Gro

Said I can’t believe it
Should we cut or leave it in the ground
Bend it over with a ladder
Keep it from the piggies sniffing
With their noses pressed against the dirt
Digging truffles out my bedroom door
Gotta keep it inside
They’ll pass it by
Was our dirty secret buddin' off the street
We let it grow six or seven feet outside my window
Getting higher daily, said, «I'm sick of waiting»
Cut and dry, hang it up inside my brother’s door
Gotta keep it inside
They’ll pass it by
Gotta keep it inside
They’ll pass it by
Gotta keep it inside
They’ll pass it by
Gotta keep it inside
They’ll pass it by