Danger

Woke up in the morning and I’m walking to the bookies
Put a fiver on United to lose and I’m feeling lucky
Got my headphones on while I’m listening to Hookie
Playing Love Will Tear Us Apart and everything’s lovely
The weather’s been muggy, I rolled up a zuggie
A lady saw me smoking and she called me a druggie
I find that funny
'Cause she was drinking cider and smoking a fucking cig
When the bitch was pushing a buggie
I would have told her to fuck herself
Who am I kidding, I did tell her to fuck herself
My lord, bloody hell
Safe though, sorted
I put it down to all the Mandy that she snorted
Cautious, walking through the North can be daunting
But this is my area and fortress
They say my neighbourhood is too dangerous to walk in
But I don’t see it that way cause this is where I’m born in
I’m not scared of any danger walking round my sides
Cause I know everybody round here, and everybody’s life
But woah there, watch it, noble stranger
Be careful with your life
Cause this is not a normal area
You may not survive
Woke up in the afternoon
And mooch into the chippie
Headphones on listening to Thin Lizzy
I smoke a big old spliff of the sticky
And I just saw the bizzy so I’m tryna look busy
Walk into the bookies and put a tenner on City
But we’ve been playing shit so I guess it’s kinda silly
The door swings open and in walks Billy
Billy’s built like a brick wall literally
Talking 'bout, «who told my wife go fuck herself?»
Oh here we go, my lord, bloody hell
Safe though, sorted
I put it down to all the dizzle that he snorted
And I promise, I was gonna say something
But a bigger bloke walked in and he just jawed him
And City lost, give a toss
Same old shit, I’m glad I didn’t watch
I’m not scared of any danger walking round my sides
Cause I know everybody round here, and everybody’s life
But woah there, watch it, noble stranger
Be careful with your life
Cause this is not a normal area
You may not survive
Don’t you know that it’s dangerous when you come round here at night
It’s Dangerous, dangerous
Don’t you know that it’s dangerous when you come round here at night
It’s Dangerous
Don’t you know that it’s dangerous when you come round here at night
You may not survive
Don’t you know that it’s dangerous when you come round here at night
You may not survive, WHAT!