This Is Not a Girl

A girl wouldn’t fall in love with a girl*
A girl wouldn’t have any hair on her chest
A girl wouldn’t sit with her legs wide open
A girl wouldn’t have a gut or small breasts
But here I go
Breakin’all the rules
This is not what they taught me in junior high school
This is not a girl
What’s a girl like me to do?
This is not your average girl
But if its average that you like
We’re through (with this conversation)
What’s the definition of a girl, anyway?
And who gets to make that decision?
If there’s such a thing as one ideal girl
Then no one other than she fits that definition (not me not you)
here I go
breakin’all the rules
this is not what they taught me in junior high school
this is not a girl
what’s a girl like me to do?
this is not your average girl
but if its average that you like
we’re through (with this conversation)
girl!
girl?
g-g-g-girrrrl
this is not a girl
this is not a girl
this is not what they taught me
who’s the ideal girl? not me not you.
this is not a girl (this is not a girrrrl)
what’s a girl like me to do? (what what what what what)
this is not your average girl (not your average girl)
but if it’s average that you like
we’re through (with this conversation)