Dirty Diaper

I get away with murder
Filthy motherfucker
Bow to your leader
Daddy’s little stinker
I nearly split you in half
My mouth’s a bubble bath
I’ll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I’m the monster underneath your bed
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
You’re never gonna change me
As long as mommy loves me
Baby ankle biter
Fuckin' whippersnapper
I nearly split you in half
My mouth’s a bubble bath
I’ll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I’m the monster underneath your bed
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
Mommy get the wooden spoon
Daddy get the leather belt
Mommy get the wooden spoon
Daddy get the leather belt
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah