Xmas Exile

‘Tis the season but I can’t seem to find a reason for any holiday cheer
Knowing you survived another year
You’re a waste of space, that much is clear
But with any luck maybe you’ll get run over by a reindeer
So while you spend the holidays by yourself
I hope your chestnuts roast in hell
This Christmas there’s only gonna be one thing on my wishlist
I hope I never see you again
We’re not friends and you’re always gonna be number one on my shit list
I never wanna see you again
If this cold December air left your lungs no one would care
If the Grinch had a baby with Scrooge that kid still wouldn’t suck half as much
as you
So while you spend the holidays all alone
I hope you freeze down to the bone
This new year I hope you disappear
I know it’s cavalier but no one will shed a tear