I Am the Music Man

I can play the accordion.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the trombone.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the fiddle.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the tuba.
Oh, umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-pa. Umpa-pa.
Umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-umpa-pa.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the bagpipes.
Oh, huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and puff. Huff and puff.
Huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and huff and puff.
Oh, umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-pa. Umpa-pa.
Umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-umpa-pa.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the snare drum.
Oh, rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a tat. Rat a tat.
Rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a rat a tat.
Oh, huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and puff. Huff and puff.
Huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and huff and puff.
Oh, umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-pa. Umpa-pa.
Umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-umpa-pa.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the piano.
Oh, the pia-pia-piano. The piano. The piano.
The pia-pia-piano. The pia-piano.
Oh, rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a tat. Rat a tat.
Rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a rat a tat.
Oh, huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and puff. Huff and puff.
Huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and huff and puff.
Oh, umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-pa. Umpa-pa.
Umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-umpa-pa.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.
I am the music man and I can play.
(What can you play?)
I can play the lawn sprinkler.
Oh…
(Lawn sprinkler sound)
Oh, the pia-pia-piano. The piano. The piano.
The pia-pia-piano. The pia-piano.
Oh, rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a tat. Rat a tat.
Rat a rat a rat a tat. Rat a rat a tat.
Oh, huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and puff. Huff and puff.
Huff and huff and huff and puff. Huff and huff and puff.
Oh, umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-pa. Umpa-pa.
Umpa-umpa-umpa-pa. Umpa-umpa-pa.
Oh, up and up and up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Up and up and up and down. Up and up and down.
Oh, back and back and back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Back and back and back and forth. Back and back and forth.
Oh, in and in and in and out. In and out. In and out.
In and in and in and out. In and in and out.