California Sucks

California Sucks
California sucks it’s worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi’s and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze
California sucks!
California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No — I’ve never been there and you can bet I never will
California sucks — Just look who you’ve produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons — You don’t know how to think
I can’t wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink