99

I think about you every minute
Of just about every other day
It’s funny, but the TV doesn’t seem
To make my thoughts about you go away
Every time I think of you
I start to follow clues
Can’t call you from my shoe
The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview
All look too much like you and 99
I got a job to do
But I can’t concentrate anything else at this time
I know I should be gettin' smart
But since we’ve been apart
Can’t even count as high as 99
Don’t tell me you’re a double agent
I ask you not to tell me that
I’d join you in a New York minute
'Cause you’re so rad, and that’s a fact
When you left me, things were Kaotic
And I think I almost lost CONTROL
But now I am a little less psychotic
And my mission’s not impossible
I will find another girl like 99
You know the world is full of 99's
But I’ll remember you