Constipation Blues

Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love,
heartbreak, loneliness, being broke… Nobody’s actually went out and
recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned
from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position.
UMM-UMMMH, aeoh
UMM-UOOMH
OOH!
OH!
UH UH
Aaah
UOH, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don’t believe I can take much more
Let it go Aah
Got a pain down inside
Won’t be denied
Yeah, every time I try
I can’t be satisfied
Let it go!
WOAH, UMMH
Let it, let it go!
OH!
WAAAAOOOH!
This pain down inside
Just won’t let me be satisfied
Let it go!
SPLASH!!! SPSHHH…
Feel, ah, I-I feel alright
Yes ah, I’m beginning to feel alright
SPLASH!!! Shpsh…
Yeah
I tell ya, everything’s gonna be alright
SPLASH!
Flush
Phew
Phew
Phew…
Feel alright