Knocked Up You

Knock, knock
Come on in
No, knock, knock
What?
It’s a joke
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you
Start getting ready
There’s no point in your trying to hide
The one you run from already nestled inside
Watch in amazement
Your transformation has just begun
You’ll barely resemble yourself, Mother Nature is done
Your belly will swell, your feet will as well
Your skin will be stretched to the heavens
Scars left behind to remind you of knocked up you
Your hair will grow thick
Your mornings get sick
Your body building the placenta
Full frontal eclipse
Baby, this is knocked up you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you
In your fertile ground, the seed will sow
And from this moment, you’ll never be alone
Your pregnancy brain will make you forget it
La la (la la la la)
La la (la la la)
La la (la la la la)
La la la (la la)
La la (la la la la)
La la (la la)
La la la la la la la la la
Acid reflux is first, then bladders go burst
Surprise in continence
Back aches and headaches, it’s all for the knocked up you
Your hemorrhoids will itch and you’ll be a bitch
Then be called one behind your back
Your symptoms never seem to stop for the knocked up you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you