Kinky/Freaky

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me
Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky
Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me
Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky
I’m lookin at you and I can see you lookin at me too
Well — well, what’s up? Tell me what’cha wanna do
Boy, it ain’t no time for you to be actin' shy
I know you like what you see, and baby so do I
If you want some of this, it’s ok (c'mon)
If you can’t handle the game, then don’t play
You ain’t never had it quite this way
This ain’t «the crying game»? (no, no)
Tell me are you man enough to take it
You ain’t gotta be scared, I know you want this
Since we’re already here, why don’t we do this
I’m gonna put it down baby, are you down?
Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me
Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky
Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me
Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky
Now it’s two o’clock and I’m ready to shake the spot
You said «can you come with me?»
So I said «why not?»
You said «it's 'bout to be on»
'Cause you see through my dress the red thong
But I gotta tell you somethin'
If you down then nothing’s wrong
If you want some of this, it’s ok (c'mon)
If you can’t handle the game, then don’t play
You ain’t never had it quite this way
This ain’t «the crying game»? (no, no)
Tell me are you man enough to take it
You ain’t gotta be scared, I know you want this
Since we’re already here, why don’t we do this
I’m gonna put it down baby, are you down?
Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me
Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky
Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me
Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky
Ooh I, know you wanna feel my body
Uh, kinky freaky, uh, freaky kinky, uh
Ooh you, didn’t know what you stepped into, uh, uh
Freaky kinky — now you need me
Girl: Don’t be callin' me with this bullshit, I don’t need this
You can gone and gimme yo' address, then we can do this
Say my man is over there hittin' it, then you’s a dead bitch
You gon' be missin' in action
RuPaul: Uh-uh, do you know who I am, girl? I’m RuPaul
Don’t be mad 'cause I got it all, including yo man balls
We was bouncin' while you wait at the mall
He told me I was his sexy chocolate ghetto Barbie doll
Girl: Uh, hold up! Wait a minute!
What are you saying? Help me understand
Last time I checked I thought you was a man
RuPaul: I’m more than a man, just ask yo' man
He knew what he was doing when he unzipped his pants
You thought you were his one and only
He bone me and bone me
Ass kissin', penetratin' the middle all on me, shit!
He wanted me, fondling me
Climbing up my sugar walls, he left his drawls on my canopy
Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me
Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky
Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me
Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky
Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me
Yo' girl is pissed at me
It ain’t my fault you like it kinky