The Haitian Slam

Setting the course to Port-au-Prince
It’s time to turn our faces to mince
Haitian scum has got to die
If you’re with me all say AYE !
Here we go across the waves
Drinking rum and taking slaves
A pirate’s life is just for me
Haiti is the place i’ll be
Ha ha ha ! We’re going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It’s time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh
Raise your swords and fight together brothers
In an epic battle
Kill your foes and drink a lot of rum
We’re doing the Haitian Slam
Digging for treasure is buckets of fun
But I would rather be shooting my gun
Killing a pirate, and killing a horse
Burning their ships, we have no remorse
Spending our gold on the local booze
It tastes like shit, who made this brew?
Somebody here has got to pay
We’ll kill you all, it’s the pirate way
Ha ha ha ! We’re going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It’s time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh