I'm the Black Guy

White cops got sticks and hungry dogs
See me inside of Domino’s
Screaming I want my onion roll
«Sir this is Wendy’s»
He’s a criminal
Move in, call back up, start to shoot
No wait they’re making me some food
Hold up that’s ten McMuffins, two chickens, and a Diet Coke
Did you mean a Sprite? Yes I did
Nope, sorry, this shit isn’t Popeyes
Get out of the store, why?
Cause I’m black right?
Man c’mon I have rights
No it’s cause you jacked my
Cash Register last time
I’m the black guy
Bruh
I’m the black guy
Cops like to stalk me, racist trolls
I’ve been in jail since I was born
Homie I never learned to vote
How was I s’posed to know
I always feel I don’t belong
They treat me like I’m something wrong
Can’t we all be the same, have some Pepsi, and smoke a blunt
Can’t get a bus ride
Drivers always uptight
Wants a dollar buck five
No but there’s a upside
On my tax I claim my cousin Max I
Claim my Mom and Dad I’m Older than 'em
I’m the black guy
Bruh
I’m the black guy bruh
I’m always good at bein' black
Black
And then I said It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve Harvey
A black guy walks into the bars
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wait I mean uh
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Okay why- Knock Knock
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Black People
I’m the black guy
I’m- I’m the black