Last Jedi Knight

There’s a disturbance in the force
Felt this raw force once before
Didn’t scared me way back then
Won’t make that mistake again
I might be a hermit now
That don’t mean I can allow
You to fail like I did
So listen up you orphan kid
Holograms of Leia ended up inside R2
I got a lightsaber
And learned force powers to boot
Blast!
Last Jedi Knigt
Yeah I danced with the ewoks
Drank blue milk until I barfed
Slept inside of a Taun Taun
(Last Jedi Knight)
Watched an outlaw lose an arm
Then fled the cantina bar
To go blow up the Death Star
(Last Jedi Knight)
Took a trip to Dagobah
Jedi training with Yoda
Crashed my X-wing in a swamp
(Last Jedi Knight).
Now I think I broke the force
It was way better before Kylo
This Jedi knight
Won’t do it all again
This Jedi knight
Won’t do it all again
Let me tell ya bout my dad
He was cool until he had
Wisions of his wife in death
That clouded all his judgment
Murdered all the padawans
Tried to take down Obi Wan
Then he cut off my right hand
So can you try to understand?
Most of the Jedi Knights
Had to run and hide time to exile
Now it’s an Empire
Case the Republic was ruined
Blast!
Last jedi knigt
Yeah I danced with the ewoks
Drank blue milk until I barfed
Slept inside of a taun taun
(Last Jedi Knight)
Watched an outlaw lose an arm
Then fled the cantina bar
To go blow up the Death Star
(Last Jedi Knight)
Took a trip to Dagobah
Jedi training with Yoda
Crashed my X-wing in a swamp
(Last Jedi Knight)
Now I think I broke the force
It was way better before Kylo
This Jedi knight
Won’t do it all again
This Jedi knight
Won’t do it all again