James Bondski

James Bondski was a superspy he worked for KGB
I never missed James Bondski’s show someday on TV
Once on a cold, rainy night as I was going to bed
My moma told my suddenly the truth about my dad
Bondski, James Bondski
Bondski, Thats what my momma said
Bondski, James Bondski
Bondski, James Bondski is your dad
(female voice)
I worked at our Embassy in Budapest
Thats where I met you dad, oh he was the best
We stayed at the same hotel, he lived next door
And i’ve never met anyone like him before
He gave me a smile and the first thing he said was:
«My name is Bondski, Let’s go to bed»
He pas perfectly charming and I Could’nt resist
We were inseprable for so many weeks
So one day he dissapeared and i didn’t know why
I missed him os much i thought i would die
I thought he was on a mission killing enemies of state,
but then it turned out that he had a DATE.
I found him at the pool with three girls in bikini
Sitting in the sun drinking his Vodka-Martini
He waf awefuly drunk, and i reached for his gun
And i killed them all dead as they tried to run
(male voice)
James Bondski was a superspy
And also hes my dad
I hope that he’s still out there but ofcourse he could be dead
So papa, if you hear this song why dont you please call me?