The ABC's

My E.T.A., is TBA
Now working contacts like the CBA
MILF trying to PDA
But I’m going to pass that class with an easy 'A'
Always peacock, that’s NBC
But I gotta' wrap up, no STD
The P.T.A. getting P.T.S.D
Should’ve known about me like E.S.P
I could take it to the bank, that’s P.N.C
That I got the detonator to the TNT
Ain’t a drive to go far, ask the D.M.V
I’mma take it to the roll, E.N.D
Better get it on cam, that’s the P.O.V
Couldn’t get a better shot in C.O.D
On the M.I.C., it’s the 'G', 'O', 'D'
Rone, T.O.P
And if you ever see the P.I.M.P
Better go the other way like an I.N.T
Investments good with I.N.G
The local dealer still got X.Y., and 'Z'
So I’m swinging that bat, it’s a T.P.X
Say I’m very funny, put me on TBS
And believe I read news like F.O.X
I turn an L.O.L., to an S.O.S
G.T.F.O., I’m a UFO
Couldn’t get a better show at a U.S.O
Yeah, you read it in the name remember O.N.E
You gonna' get it in a second with the O.M.G
I could get the QB, like J.P.P
I’d rather get Q.P.'s, and JBC’s
I never learned much thanks to A.D.D
But I could always school a mother fucker on his ABC’s