Noah! Noah!

Noah! Noah! Listen to me buddy
Noah, Hey Noah! Don’t be fuddy-duddy
Noah! Noah! Listen to me. Hark!
Noah! Hey Noah! You gotta build meself an ark
Make it fifty cubits wide, three-hundred cubits long
Use gopher wood and make it good and strong
Seal it with pitch so it won’t leak
You gotta have done by the end of the week
Bring in the animals two-by-two
You’ll be the first to have a zoo
Don’t forget the porcupine, aardvark too
And if there’s room I’ll throw in you
For forty days and forty nights long
The rain kept a-comin' on and on
The animals howled as the sea got rough
And Noah howled louder, «THAT‘S ENOUGH!»
The rain it stopped and so did the ark
Noah had the animals disembark
They gathr’d around just in time
For God to show them the rainbow sign
Noah! Noah! Listen to me buddy
Noah, Hey Noah! Don’t be fuddy-duddy
Noah! Noah! Listen to me. Hark!
Noah! Hey Noah! You gotta build meself an ark